STOP:  Official Disclaimer

Due to what I often feel is an overly litigious society, I must join the ranks of unaccountability and clearly state that everything written or pictured on this site may be very dangerous and could result in severely injuring or in the very least critically maiming you.

If you choose to participate in any of the activities clearly stated, suggested or implied on this site, you do so at your own risk, and should only do so after exhaustive consultation with every doctor and lawyer you know, as well as your mother.

To be on the safe side, just don’t even get out of bed in the morning; the world is a scary place…